… ist eine pfif­fi­ge Kurz­ge­schich­te mei­ner LK-Schü­le­rin Tan­ja Neu­may­er. Der Clou der Geschich­te ist, dass alle fett for­ma­tier­ten Wör­ter Titel von Aga­tha Chris­tie Büchern sind. 

Die Geschich­te wird dadurch zu einem aus­ge­zeich­ne­ten Bei­spiel für „Inter­tex­tua­li­tät“, die nach Mei­nung eini­ger Theo­re­ti­ker „das eigent­li­che Wesen der Lite­ra­tur ist, dass alle Tex­te aus dem Gewe­be ande­rer Tex­te gefloch­ten sind, ob ihre Autoren es nun wis­sen oder nicht.“ (zitiert nach David Lodge Die Kunst des Erzäh­lens, Dia­na-Ver­lag, S. 14). In Tan­jas Fall ist klar, dass sie WUSSTE was sie tat und so kann man z.B. ana­ly­sie­ren, wel­che Wir­kung die­se Titel­zi­ta­te auf den Leser haben.

Mur­der à la Chris­tie

It was about 3 o’ clock in the mor­ning when a sin­gle well dres­sed man was lea­ving Bertram’s Hotel in Lon­don. Alre­a­dy yes­ter­day he knew it would be an end­less night but he didn’t expect hims­elf to be that exhaus­ted. The man in the brown suit crossed the squa­re and felt ali­tt­le scared becau­se of the dark hou­ses sur­roun­ding him. In each win­dow he could only see curta­ins and the smo­ke out of the chim­neys for­med stran­ge figu­res. The secret of chim­neys fasci­na­ted him alt­hough the­re was no more time for him to gaze at the mys­te­rious things around him. He had a train to catch. Accor­ding to his ticket his train would lea­ve 4.50 from Pad­ding­ton. He ran fur­ther along the street when sud­den­ly some birds start­led and flew away. The man took a clo­ser look in the direc­tion from whe­re the birds came and noti­ced a cat among the pige­ons. No good omen, he thought. He felt that the­re was death in the air.

At the same time three poli­ce men met at Pad­ding­ton sta­ti­on whe­re a cruel action had taken place just litt­le time befo­re. The three men stood in front of a blue train with a gol­den pat­tern. This look gave the train the nick­na­me: Ori­ent Express. But one of the wagons was now stained with blood. A man lay on the flo­or of the train. Dead. “Well actual­ly this is not my field.” one of the poli­ce men said. “Yeah, neither it’s mine. Nor­mal­ly I don’t have to sol­ve mur­ders. Why didn’t they ask Evans? He would know what to do!” said ano­ther. “Who should have asked me?” The man in the brown suit, Inspec­tor Evans, loo­ked at the others scep­ti­cal. “Oh, Mr. Evans! What a hap­py acci­dent that you meet us here befo­re your depar­tu­re! We need your help! The­re was a mur­der on the Ori­ent Express!” the first poli­ce­man repor­ted exci­ted­ly. “What do you know about the vic­tim?” “His name is Roger Ack­royd.” “Is his desti­na­ti­on unknown?” “No, we found a ticket in his pocket. He was on his way to the air­port. He is a pas­sen­ger to Frank­furt!” Sud­den­ly Evans noti­ced a dog stan­ding not far away. “Who­se dog is this?” “Pro­ba­b­ly it’s Ackroyd’s. It was in the train, bar­king, when we arri­ved and we can assu­me that it is the only one who has seen the mur­de­rer.” “Oh fan­ta­stic. So we have only one dumb wit­ness? Won­derful chan­ces for you. What can you say about the cour­se of events?” The first poli­ce man loo­ked embar­ras­sed. “Well, actual­ly I hoped you could tell us. He has a lar­ge wound on his skull pan. But it’s not very pro­ba­ble that this cau­sed the death.” “Hmh, yeah, let me take a short look at him!”

Evans went into the rail­way car­ria­ge and took a brief look around. The­re lay cards on the table, an ope­ned case with a sti­cker of five litt­le pigs on it stood near one seat and at one side the­re hang a mir­ror cra­cked from side to side. The corp­se in the midd­le of the car­ria­ge didn’t give the impres­si­on that Ack­royd had defen­ded hims­elf in a fight. Evans tur­ned the dead body so that he could see his front. The lips were slight­ly bluish, his mouth smel­led like almond. The inspec­tor che­cked imme­dia­te­ly the car­pet near the vic­tim and noti­ced a spar­k­ling pow­der: Spar­k­ling cya­ni­de, he thought. Again out­side the train Evans tal­ked to his col­le­agues: “Lis­ten, I have litt­le time so I tell you what I think about this case and will lea­ve then. I can ima­gi­ne that becau­se of the time only few peo­p­le were in the train. And even if the­re were any in this car­ria­ge they pro­ba­b­ly got off at the sta­ti­ons befo­re becau­se of the fire­works. And then the­re were none but the mur­de­rer and Ack­royd. First the mur­de­rer kno­cked his vic­tim down from behind. Now it was easy to kill him. Second­ly he gave the defen­ce­l­ess man cya­ni­de to put him com­ple­te­ly out of action. And last but not least he ope­ned the victim’s case and pro­ba­b­ly sto­le some­thing valuable. Per­haps money, I don’t know. A three act tra­ge­dy, as it were. I’m afraid the­re are many evils under the sun.” The others loo­ked asto­nis­hed and than­ked Evans for his help. “Now, col­le­agues, the clocks don’t lie! I have to go to catch my train. The count­down runs towards zero. Good luck!”

Evans ran through the sta­ti­on till he final­ly arri­ved at his rail. The train would lea­ve in few seconds so he got in fast wit­hout noti­cing that the­re was someone hiding in the lava­to­ry. He moved to his seat and loo­ked out of the win­dow. At once the door to the lava­to­ry ope­ned and a man with an iron in his hands came out. Stran­ge what things peo­p­le car­ry around with them, Evans thought and smi­led. But it got even more sus­pi­cious. The man with the iron moved towards a wall and left it with a hol­low. Sud­den­ly Evans began to think about the mur­der and the smi­le dis­ap­peared from his face: Wait a second … wasn’t Ackroyd’s wound tri­an­gu­lar? And what did the man do with an iron in the lava­to­ry? Of cour­se: He washed away the blood! But it was too late for this rea­liza­ti­on. The train began to move and the mur­de­rer could escape. Litt­le time later one of the clea­ners would find the iron in the hol­low, would be sur­pri­sed at the bizar­re find he made and it would never occur to him that the­re was more to it than meets the eye.